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Get up and give me that scratch. You gotta scrape her brain. Find out whether the first joker who layed her was her father or who. Make her tell you her life story. Fit all the pieces together. Check the answers you got with what you get. Self-control is one of the most important traits of a pimp. They deliberately control their mental state and horniness. Sound familiar? Now if you a bitch, a sissy, or something let me know.

Stay outta my face Nigger, until you freeze up and stop that sucker grinning. A good pimp is always really alone. You gotta always be a puzzle, a mystery to them. Tell them something new and confusing every day. Lines that worked back then would probably be called corny today, but the technique behind them is still applicable. You know that pretty joker in your little girl dreams that always faded when you woke up wet between the legs. You waited and wished. Your whore is bullshitting.

You gotta have strict rules for a whore. You got to get what there is in her fast as you can. You gotta get sixteen hours a day outta her. Take that scratch and drive to one of the whore towns close around. Go to Western Union. Send that scratch back to yourself at your hotel. Watch the sparks fly from her ass. Detroit was the promised land for pimps all right. The town was teeming with young fast whores.

The local pimps were soft competition. I was walking , but I was sharp as a Harlem sissy. Anyway, these whores were a different breed than the ones back in the city. Control is easier and tighter away from the familiar setting.

A girl in strange surroundings depends more on her man. You are commenting using your Google account. You are commenting using your Twitter account. You are commenting using your Facebook account. Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email. What Is A Pimp? The first thing you need to do is understand pimp mentality.

I suggest you read books about pimping, try and reach out to other pimps be it online or by reading websites on how to be a pimp. You gotta get fly. Go into debt, do what you got to do. You upgrade your bitches at all times, they collectively maintain your lifestyle.

You gotta find a bitch to turn out. A real pimp will find bitches in real situations, at the mall, walking on the street or at the club. But an even realer pimp will always be on the look out, on the internet, at a strip club and on the track. Get her making you money and trying new to find new bitches for you.

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